Yes, but what were his intentions towards it?

I’ve wanted to publish this article a few days ago but I never pulled myself together to actually write something about this subject. So, yeah.

A man gets charged for public intoxication… while he was trying to revive a dead opossum. Probably the police though something was fishy or that he was giving mouth to mouth resuscitation to a toddler. A furry one I might add. Aw, I feel bad for the poor fella, all he wanted to do was resurrect a dead animal. Just like the doctors. Or Jesus, if you believe that kind of crap. I, for one, would’ve forgiven the bastard. After all, not everyone is willing enough to get rabies or other lovely diseases while trying to save a life. Even if that person wasn’t really aware of his actions.

But who know what were his real intentions? Luckily, I have quickly used my super-advanced Excel skills and came up with a few ideas.

Later edit: He skipped the second base and went straight to the third one.