10 weird things about me

Found this and said to myself I should give it a chance. So, here I go:

(Later edit)

1. I hate, absolutely hate onion. I’ve never peeled one in my entire life and I hope it stays that way.
2. I believe I have the symptoms of two personality disorders: borderline and avoidant. Yeah, I knew I was messed up.
2. I could never live without a toothbrush and a deodorant … and a shower.
3. I never watch a movie that has recently appeared, even though reviews praise it. I usually wait until the hype is gone and then watch it.
4. I am incredibly good at wasting time (mine, of course).
This is not something weird, it’s just stupid (me).
4. I talk to myself or imagine a conversation with someone. (ahh l’espirit d’escalier)
5. I brag about how organised I am. It’s a lie, I am organised only in my head (and not even there).
5. I  do have a fixation with cleaning certain things: my books, some shelves and the kitchen sink.
6. I love commas and feel I could use them after every single word. Of course I don’t, but I do occasionally miss one or two in my articles/homework or use too many.
7. I have fantasies about killing people or at least imagine how would life be without them. Or imagine myself at their funeral.
8. I like to collect things that I know are useless. Now I collect tickets from the concerts I went to. Everybody collects something so it doesn’t count.
8. I am absolutely terrified of those awkward moments of silence so I try to change the subject or say something silly.
9. I am always, but always awkward on the phone/mobile. That’s why I keep my messages short, no chitchats. That’s why I rarely call people and ask them: “How are you?” because I’m afraid I won’t know how to continue the conversation.
10. I am a stalker, just lurking in the shadows, following people I know. But I only follow their blogs, twitter account and co.

P.S.: I will not write here for a few weeks because I am busy with my exams.